I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

The power of our country relies on the character that comes out of each of our homes.

A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.

Some are weather-wise some are otherwise.

It's perfectly possible for somebody to make the transition from politics to journalism.

The change is from inner to outer. We start by dissolving our attitude not by altering outer conditions.

I go everywhere by boat. I don't fly. It makes me feel really immobile but great.

I get terrible reviews everywhere I go.

Ethan: I love you, I whispered in her ear. She held my face in her hands and leaned back so she could look at me. Lena: I don't think I could ever love anything the way I love you.

At heart I cannot accept that I am a well-known rock 'n' roll star and one of the greatest drummers in the world.

Freedom is not a tea party, India. Freedom is a war.