I'm not a nerd, I play one on TV.

As an actor I'm part of a long line of character people you can take back to the silent movies. There's always the little guy who's the sidekick to the tall, good-looking guy who gets the girl.

I was going to middle school in Berkley, and I did not fit in at all. Like a lot of kids, I found theater to be a good place for me.

This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.

Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

To be honest, I haven't seen a lot of the current crop of teen movies because there's only so much time and there's nothing that really drives me to do it.

Without a plan, there's no attack. Without attack, no victory.

In 1984 nobody knew what cable was going to be. It was there, but you didn't know where it was going.

I've never been offered a job that I turned down and regretted. I didn't have Stanley Kubrick offer me something and me say no.

If you think that climate change and global warming are not going to affect you, then you are easily misled.

Richness does not exist in being wealthy

In a word, growth and improvement can come through pain and conflict.

You cannot forever escape from the storm

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

In writing and politicking, it's best not to think about it, just do it.

Is not parody the eternal lot of man?

I think getting stoned has made me buy a lot of bad albums, because when I'm stoned I think everything is amazing.

I had met Keanu [Reeves]a few times so it was a great way to reach out to him with an actual job offer. He very kindly agreed to be part of it and it was an amazing experience.

To photograph people is to violate them, by seeing them as they never see themselves, by having knowledge of them that they can never have.