I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

Good words alone does not make a person good, but good deeds makes a person great.

Gymnastics taught me everything - life lessons, responsibility and discipline and respect.

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

Every people should persue happiness in their own way.

Usually I think if there is something imperfect in a photograph it makes the picture more real. Photographs that are slick, smooth, and imperfect seem less honest to me.

I've worked with Frank [Darabont] on two collaborations, The Majestic with Jim Carrey and Stephen King's The Mist.

Mother Nature is the true artist and our job as cooks is to allow her to shine.

Everyone thinks romance is weak. Yet romance is everyone's secret dream-it's why we're alive.

I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.

The house in Chappaqua is up for sale, ... and you can get it for a bargain on Wednesday.