I'm not a power person. I like everyone to be on an equal footing.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully hers made up for her caustic tongue and armour plated panties

Every night the dream that enamors me is the one about you and me.

Victory and defeat are but ordinary events in a soldier's career, and why should you give up?

It's easier to invent the future than to predict it.

Life isn't just fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. -William Goldman

I can wear a baseball cap; I am entitled to wear a baseball cap. I am genetically pre-disposed to wear a baseball cap, whereas most English people look wrong in a baseball cap.

Sometimes I get an idea for cinema. And when you get an idea that you fall in love with, this is a glorious day.

Where boasting ends, there dignity begins.

There is no magic when one no longer believes.

The only thing I won't do is theater.