I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.

Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

I like to do things that are new, where I feel the sense of discovery.

I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.

I felt really conflicted about making money off stuff that's creatively satisfying.

The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.

Everyone has pencils in their house, no matter how hip and contemporary they are.

It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'

The type of pop culture that is honestly very moving and powerful to me is [when artists] do their homework. They make it real.

Love is our most basic human value and also our highest potential.

I’m not trying to fix you. I don’t think you’re broken.”- Damian (Marked Book #1) page 266

Someone else is going to read for me or go at my place to the mosque, and/or to tell me you shouldn't take anything from the West because the West is the enemy and so on. It is to me to decide.

I guess I like a lot of directors. Or at least I try to.

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

It's time for Haitians to have access to health care. It's time to open our borders to the Haitian diaspora, open our markets to the world. It's time to open our country to potential investors.

The House of Representatives, which was closer to the population, had much less power. The executive was more or less an administrator, not an emperor like today.

God-realization is attained only by great effort on the part of the yogi and by divine grace.

We're deaf men working as musicians; we play the music but we can't hear it.

None of the parties want this conflict to go on.