I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!

I really wanna lose three pounds.

Evil is a choice one makes, not a natural state of being.

The only restorative for a guilty conscience is a sight of Jesus suffering on the cross.

Could anything be more indicative of a slight but general insanity than the aspect of the crowd on the streets of Chicago?

There is no substitute for hardwork. Always be humble and hungry.

Popular psychology is a mass of cant, of slush and of superstition worthy of the most flourishing days of the medicine man.

Just as a mountain of snow is nothing but water, so also the whole universe is nothing but bliss.

Yes, for my undergrad I majored in Criminal Justice and minored in Political Science and English.

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.

I have lived so long because in those moments when I am dancing, I am beyond time and space.

My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.