I'm not a textbook player. I'm a gut player.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.

Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Freedom is not our gift to the world it is God's gift to humanity.

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

Usually, if you think something's wrong, it probably is...

Please give me a single reason why I shouldn't hurl myself beneath the wheels of that bus.

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

At the same time, I would add that the American people have a lot of courage.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

If hard work, integrity, thrift, and perseverance have caused you to succeed, then you don't owe anyone an apology for winning.

But if the Chinese mainland, the PRC, attacked Taiwan, we'd be obligated to come to their aid.

Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.

The best book, like the best speech, will do it all - make us laugh, think, cry and cheer - preferably in that order.

People are amazed that I do comedy. I always did comedy.