I'm not above acting like a seal every once in a while and waiting for the next fish, I just don't want to do it all the time.

Let's not overlook, though, what we do know about the campaign finance scandal, and the fact the Chinese were involved in our presidential campaign and our congressional campaigns.

After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

Sometimes you have to, as I say, build bridges where you can - but draw lines where you must.

Study: 60% of young Americans plan to buy firearms. The other 40% were confused, saying they thought they were free under Obamacare.

The University of North Carolina-Greensboro has ordered a Christian club to allow non-Christians as leaders. While we're at it, let's put high school dropouts in charge of the University.

A [person] who Never quits is never defeated.

A new report shows that medicare and Medicaid made more than $50 Billion in bad payments during fiscal year 2011. Under Obamacare, that'll become known as 'Tuesday.'

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

You can't substitute promise after promise with known violators of prior promises at the expense of protecting ourselves or setting an example.

Global warming experts are saying that sea levels could rise 20 feet. Apparently their strategy for surviving this is to stand on top of a pile of government research grant money.

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.

Politics is show business for ugly people.

Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?

How sweet to remember the trouble that is past.

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

My look is either very baroque or very Zen – everything in between makes me itch.

Just about every error has a technical and psychological component: get good at discovering those connections

One performs a very different act when reading a movie and when reading a novel. Your attention behaves differently.

Dream abides; it is the only things that abides; vision abides.

Take three different Thai writers and ask them to extrapolate their county's future, and one hopes that you'll get three very different - but all deeply honest - versions.