I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

There are always few friends... we love to make them feel jealous..

You don't have to get angry or bitter at the people who don't believe in your dream

Artist colonies are notorious for breaking up marriages and housing affairs.

In our society, the sound of men complaining is like nails on a chalkboard.

Anything worth doing is going to be difficult.

Building a business where everyone thrives

Rich people play the money game to win. Poor people play the money game to not lose.

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.

Being in your forties - any woman who isn't there yet, I just have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to you.

The mind is the pilot. We think of things before the body does them.