I'm not all that enthralled by show business, and I'm not that much of a highbrow.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

Anyway, I have long had a very definite tendency to tune out the moment I come anywhere near either a pulpit or a soapbox.

She taught me only how to need to be taken care of. I was here because I needed to learn to take responsibility for making my own decisions — to earn my own trust.

And I don't think that success can be measured by how many TV shows you're on.

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

From the first moment on the set I was consumed with curiousity about the technical side of shooting a sound picture.

I saw Lotus F1 racing as the best choice for me to progress my career, after considering several other options that were available to me.

My horses make very silly faces when I'm preparing their meals.

Looking back at all the films it just seems like one long film.

I would say that when I write prose I'm a more socially responsible person. I'm much more a citizen of the world. But the instability of the poetry, the emotional jaggedness, is also me.