I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

We are all connected in spirit, in love and in faith.

But unlike Lachlan and Alison, my demons aren’t self-induced. My demons are fate’s way of telling me I won’t escape unscathed.

Everyone talks about Spanish influences, but where is it?...Tell me 10 great Spanish restaurants in London....You can’t give me the addresses. Nor in Paris.

It's because of this fundamental shift towards user-generated information that people will listen more to other people than to traditional resources.

Silence ensures that history repeats itself.

Let my thoughts come to you, when I am gone, like the afterglow of sunset at the margin of starry silence.

In the night, I wish to speak with the angel to find out if she recognizes my eyes, if she will ask me: do you see Eden? And I’ll reply: Eden burns.

I want to see an open and tolerant society here in the United Kingdom, I want to see a country that works for everyone whatever their background.

Leaders' careers will usually be determined by their handling of one or two critical events that no one could possibly anticipate or plan for.

My purpose is to inspire people of all walks of life to discover the virtue inherent within them and to bring forth that virtue in their daily lives.