I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Each of us can improve our internal person and develop the character required for a successful life

As iron rusts when not used, and water gets foul from standing or turns to ice when exposed to cold, so the intellect degenerates without exercise.-Leonard Da Vinci

Watching our closest living relatives, the chimpanzees, is reading the first chapter of human-being’s adventures in this universe!

For most men the love of justice is only the fear of suffering injustice.

The long and distressing controversy over capital punishment is very unfair to anyone meditating murder.

I worked very hard. I felt I could play the game. The only thing that could stop me was myself.

We're all in different scenarios, we all make mistakes, we all break stuff, but we're not perfect, we couldn't [be] - it doesn't matter what you build.

It is our nature to conform; it is a force which not many can successfully resist. What is its seat? The inborn requirement of self-approval.

In America, if you don't do a 100 million dollars, you've done nothing.

Genius sees the dynamic purpose first, find reasons afterward.