I'm not anxious, I'm high-strung. I just decided that's the difference for me.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

We live as if life will never end.

Life is the path you beat while you walk it It's the walking that beats the path It is not the path that makes the walk

Spirituality is intensely personal; religion is institutional.

The Democrats are obstructionists. And you know what that's hurting? It's hurting America.

Perhaps we can come here together someday. By the way, you're a month older than the last time I saw you. Are you still too young to marry.

I thought I'd take style to its limit... My philosophy is a belief in magic, good luck , self-confidence, and pride.

Well, every now and then I would hear the preposterous notion that that Jane Pauley sounds like Barbara Walters. Like I could if I tried?

I once was the walrus, now I'm John.

Rama was not only on the lips of Hanuman. He was enthroned in his heart. He gave Hanuman exhaustless strength.

I have never met a man more shy than Clark Gable. He was so shy, you couldn't make him talk.