I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

Words pale and lose their savor while pain is always new.

The obvious answer to money is to have tons of it - simply figure out how to make more money than you really need and go for it.

If someone came to me and said, "Your strategy in your post-presidency is brilliant," as if I had figured out a way to make me look better, to me, that analysis is amusing.

I've always thought you should concentrate on paddling your own canoe.

We're very genuinely designing the best products that we can for people.

I know that DER SPIEGEL is a respected magazine. But I don't know whether it is possible for you to publish the truth about the Holocaust. Are you permitted to write everything about it?

Support charters; insist on change for failing schools.

Some people say that practice makes perfect but I just feel that the repetition works against me and I start thinking too far ahead during a show.

Every ounce of information we can extract from a killer about his mind and methods gives us more ammunition to track the next one.

For a small investment today we could be creating something that our grandchildren will thank us for