I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

You need to do an inventory of yourself to discover your calling and purpose

There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music.

The landscape painter must walk in the fields with a humble mind. No arrogant man was ever permitted to see Nature in all her beauty.

It is intelligent to have a plan, but neurotic to fall in love with it.

Without a doubt, psychological warfare has proven its right to a place of dignity in our military arsenal.

All along we find that social life - religion, politics, art - reflects the stages reached in the development of the knowledge of self; it shows the social uses made of this knowledge.

Once that Gauntlet is on, as the poster of Doctor Strange says, "the impossibilities are endless."

Always listen for what you can leave out.

Learn to listen. It's amazing the ideas that pop into your head while people are saying them into your ear.

It is a long baptism into the seas of humankind, my daughter. Better immersion than to live untouched.