I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

…In the end we are all just searching for truth, that which is greater than ourselves.

We can never control change

Calumniate calumniate there will always be something which sticks.

The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.

In time of peril, like the needle to the loadstone, obedience, irrespective of rank, generally flies to him who is best fitted to command.

In order to use color effectively it is necessary to recognize that color deceives continually.

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

'My Life' is not an autobiography. It's just music.

Some events are in the area of the soul where words cannot penetrate.

It's perfectly okay to fail. It sounds corny, but it truly is about the journey.