I'm not crazy, I'm just colorful.

You know, when I was a kid, I always thought Id grow up to be a hero.

Kid - the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia.

If E.F. Harriman paid me what he's paying those guys to stop me from robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.

Small price to pay for beauty.

What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.

Happiness comes from actions.

I think doing period piece is easier, because after a certain distance, everybody is equal, I think. The relative contemporary is harder. I think that's the way it is.

Our response to an event is more important than the event itself.

Education without execution is extinction

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.

I long for the days when grosses were not even known. There was no weekend competition.

Babies! What a wonderful way to start people!

We gotta see-saw until we unthaw those Popsicle toes.

If I can stay [involved] with the sport, we can find different ways to motivate people and preach to them and explain to them that all they need is dedication to the sport.