I'm not envious of many things in the world, but I wish I would have come up with that maneuver That is a perfect way to finish off an opponent.

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.

In the 27 years I've been doing this I never thought I'd find a better wrestler than me, but I found him. Daniel Bryan.

Anytime you can already have somebody in a pinning position where they can't kick out, what better than that for a brilliant man.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

Philosophy is really nostalgia, the desire to be at home.

To seek the praise of men as our motivation is to abandon truly great things, for more often than not truly great things elicit the ire of men far more than they garner their praises.

It was always too late to retract, to try and retrieve what one had done.

Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.

... silence (can) be the most eloquent form of lying.

Replace your pursuit of success with the pursuit of contribution.

I did not come to Washington to be loved, and I have not been disappointed.

Reader, pray that soon this Iron Age Will crumble, and Beauty escape the rusting cage.