I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

I am not doddery... doddery I am not!

Trump victory makes me realized, That you don't really need people option to be come a winner.

Competition can damage self-esteem create anxiety and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love.

There is a happy land, Far, far away, Where Saints in glory stand, Bright, bright as day.

You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe

[Donald Trump] has done a financial disclosure, which has gone through the Office of Government Ethics. I think he's done that twice. That is his duty under the law. I hear no complaints about that.

Mankind, which has always been a part of nature, has reached a point where it is too much for nature to accommodate.

Blind terror drove me on, with my flying stirrups whipping me into a frenzy. With no rider to carry I reached the kneeling riflemen first and they scattered as I came upon them.

I'm such a maniac. Where wayne at, I'm tryna get sum brainiac.

Life is a sweet mistake that happened when the world wasn't looking.

The information of the people at large can alone make them the safe as they are the sole depositary of our political and religious freedom.