I'm not for cutting off hands but I'm more for cutting off hands than I am for molesting children, if that's what it takes to stop it. I think that's fair.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

A faithful friend is a strong defense

Every threat to the status quo is an opportunity in disguise.

Live in the moment that you are in.

We give all we have, lives, property, safety, skill...we fight, we die, for a simple thing. Only that a man can stand up.

There are many predicaments in life that one must be a bit crazy to escape from.

Talking about corporations - they're so big. There's not a person at a corporation.

It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan.

As Logan walked towards her, he smiled as if reading her mind and opened his arms.

Love means the art of being with others. Meditation means the art of being with yourself. Both are two aspects of the same coin.

Love one another strenuously because it's hard.