I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

L'essere notata non mi va a genio, questo mi pare chiaro.

Sometimes language can't even read the music of meaning.

All the mortal world is a lethal enemy during those hours between dawn and dusk.

Beauty is that Medusa's head which men go armed to seek and sever, and dead will starve and sting forever.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.

I have a medical history folder that's a lot thicker than most.

Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.

I adore food and always have.

Majorities and minorities cannot rightfully be taken at all into account in deciding questions of justice.

We are limited by our visual, physical senses; yet from the Scriptures we can readily conclude that heaven is indeed not distant at all. It is nearby.