I'm not going to be lectured to.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Write the masterpiece that has not been written.Sing the masterpiece that has not been sung.Paint the masterpiece that has not been painted.Create the masterpiece that has not been created.

I feel like 'CSI: Miami' was just a license to do all sorts of horrible things that I'd always wanted to do.

Hope can be the most wonderful thing in the world or it can crush your heart like an eggshell.

A middling talent makes for a more serene life.

The inertia of humans is so huge that you can't really do anything meaningful.

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.

With Stripe, people who previously operated online or offline in a very limited capacity now have all the tools to work like a real online business. That's a very valuable thing.

When you're a plebeian you want success, and when you're successful you want to be a plebeian again

It is necessary for the mind to become free of the illusions of this world and become a fine and marvelous instrument of the Inner Being.

You’ve got on a white coat. (Ephani) Awesome cognitive powers you have there. (Alexion)