I'm not going to change it, because I think Mitt Romney has proven to be not a smart person.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories—if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.

The Holy Spirit empowers us to achieve our God-given goals.

Anyone who remains silent in the face of murder is an accomplice to murder. Anyone who does not condemn approves.

Following dark winter's strife, a warm air rises, teemed with life. Birth, rebirth, as the waiting die. Old love, new love sprouts wings to fly.

I wish I was a cool guy and could drink coffee black, but I put almond milk and raw cane sugar in it.

I don't believe moviegoers don't have patience. Screenwriters are told a scene can't be longer than three minutes, that you have to cut to the chase. Not true!

You never know what your parents are going to say when you tell them you're getting married - especially when it's with someone they haven't met yet!

A side benefit of the new and developing technologies is that soon we won't have to feel guilty about the suffering and denigration of the animals because we will have made them up.

It's great to have an acting job in the age of Reality TV.

I wish the dashboard indicators for lights were standardized throughout the auto industry.