I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

Dear family, I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing.

But I was no longer sacared. I could see what was inside me. -Lindo

As the bee collects nectar and departs without injuring the flower, or its color or fragrance, so let the sage dwell on earth.

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

It has been my experience that maximizing income is a helluva lot less important than maximizing passion and fulfillment in your both professionally and personally.

I think I was chosen by basketball, although I never really physically got drafted to any team that I played for.

Nature hates calculators.

Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.