I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Relationships unlock certain parts of who we are supposed to be.

Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. We forget the loves and the betrayals alike, forget what we whispered and what we screamed, forget who we were.

Leverage the pain of excuses into the seeds of greatness.

The scriptures are one of our greatest treasures. They contain God’s instructions to His people from the beginning of time.

I'm not living off of any taxpayer money. If I am - if it's food stamps, it's a temporary resource.

Some people think that as the Chinese economy becomes more and more capitalistic it will inevitably become more democratic

Truth is multi-dimensional; it depends on the perspective you view from.

There is no meaningful yes unless the individual could also have said no.

In a lot of movies, you'll see people on crazy dates, and you're like, 'No one would ever do that!'