I'm not going to talk about Picasso. I have done my duty to those memories. I have had a great career as an artist myself, you know. I'm not here just because I've spent time with Picasso.

Most women who have done something with their lives have been disliked by almost everyone.

I paint the way some people write their autobiography. The paintings, finished or not, are the pages of my journal, and as such they are valid.

My aim is to sort the jumble of information we throw at these children and present it in such a way that they will have a greater chance of achieving independence and fulfilment.

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you expect with peace running wild all over the place? You know what the trouble with peace is? No organization.

The personal is the political. That's an old tagline.

You can't just play on the edge of games - you have to be in the thick of it.

(Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.)

No woman's getting hired because of her potential. I hope that we can invest more in female potential.

You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim her, you will swear your loyalty to me.

Bill Hicks wasn't just a comic, he was a crusader against humanity's relentless capacity to underachieve

Cheating is baseball's oldest profession. No other game is so rich in skullduggery, so suited to it or so proud of it.