I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk.

If love makes the world go around, then money greases the axles.

I wanted to stay... me.

We see the storm clouds gathering and events taking place that herald the second coming of Jesus Christ.

To write, ” Marguerite Duras remarked, “is also not to speak. It is to keep silent. It is to howl noiselessly.

A loyal servant does not think of things outside of his control.

Modern agriculture has been accurately described as a way of turning oil into food. As the price of oil continues to rise, so will the price of food.

Refine your senses a little more each day; stretch them...your awareness will pierce deeply into your body and into the world.

The spirit of a nation is what counts-the look in its eyes.

Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers