I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

What a wonderful life

You can make more friends in two months by being interested in other people than in two years of trying to get people interested in you.

There are some things in this world you rely on, like a sure bet. And when they let you down, shifting from where you've carefully placed them, it shakes your faith, right where you stand.

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.

Alberta funds almost all its schools and districts to design and evaluate their own innovations. Teachers are the drivers of change, not the driven.

It is a great privilege, as well as our responsibility, to pray for our government leaders.

I want affection and tenderness desperately, but there's something in me that prevents me from handing it out.

Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.

Reading is essential for those who seek to rise above the ordinary. We must not permit anything to stand between us and the book that could change our lives.

Once your awareness becomes a flame, it burns up the whole slavery that the mind has created.