I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I kind of forget what it's like to be a dude who grew up in the south sometimes. I want to refresh my memory and remember why I love it [there] so much.

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions.

But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else.

British comedy - which has been a big inspiration to me for many years - is very different to Australian comedy and different again to American comedy.

So for whatever reason those short lines just felt right to me, in my physical self. They were right for the movement of the poems. Some poems in the book have longer lines.

Everything we feel is made of Time. All the beauties of life are shaped by it.

It is fear and terror that make all men brave, except the philosophers. Yet it is illogical to be brave through fear and cowardice.

A skeptic, I would ask for consistency first of all.

I don't wear dresses and flowers in my hair and float around!

She had rooms in her mind that she would not look into.