I'm not into music - the only music I like is musical theater, but I have every Ween album.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

The burning off and the gathering together are one.

My first full year of touring, I did 300 days on the road. That was not including the travel time or publicity or anything else - that was just dates. I was home probably less than 50 days that year.

Beginning to dismantle the Pentagon would save $1 trillion a year - a small government proposal if ever there was one.

In Kid A and Amnesiac, the guitar becomes one more texture, difficult to separate from other textures.

Today, public understanding of our past and our system of government is pitifully low.

The way I see things, the way I see life, I see it as a struggle. And there's a great deal of reward I have gained coming to that understanding - that existence is a struggle.

The seeds you are harvesting today were planted by the words of your mouth yesterday.

Tagore once said - art has to be beautiful, but, before that, it has to be truthful.

You have to sink way down to a level of hopelessness and desperation to find the book that you can write.

Fair play is a jewel.