I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

A man's kiss is his signature.

I feel like it's me singing back to myself as a younger person and saying have confidence in being a bit different.

We need to believe Donald Trump when he bullies and threatens to throw out every immigrant in the country.

Not to be mean about it, but some great rock and rollers, like Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry, are pretty one-dimensional.

I am not in love with you," she said. "It is an infatuation. I have heard of such derangements happening to elderly spinsters.

Everything distracted me, but most of all myself.

Pray because you have a Father, not because it quietens you, and give Him time to answer.

Only a loving and covenant-making personal God can provide humans with unique dignity, worth, and rights. Blind nature cannot do that. So, for the Christian, "secular humanism" is an oxymoron.

I tried to hostess... but they fired me after four days because I couldn't figure out how seating plans worked.

There are several sorts of religions, not only in different parts of the island, but even in every town; some worshipping the sun, others the moon or one of the planets.