I'm not living under false delusions myself.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Good design doesn't date.

Check and restrain anger. Never make any determination until you find it has entirely subsided.

By becoming the answer to someone's prayer, we often find the answer to our own.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

If you focus on goals, you may hit goals - but that doesn't guarantee growth. If you focus on growth, you will grow and always hit goals.

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp.

The warrior of light plunges unhesitatingly into the river of passions always flowing through his life.

Senator [Sam] Brownback talked about those with disabilities that are destroyed in the womb because of a genetic test that is sometimes wrong. I would put forward that we all have disabilities.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

I hate to see a beautiful woman drink bad wine