I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Faith had always told herself that she was not like other ladies. But neither, it seemed, were other ladies.

There is no need to corrupt people's morals. Their morals have been corrupting them for years.

Be aware of your intrinsic energies - that is what you are made of!- Ramana Pemmaraju

We speak of love when we destroy nature.It sounds like innocence of cruel arrogance.

0 God assist our side: at least avoid assisting the enemy and leave the rest to me.

If I do continue to have the opportunity to work in Iran, that's very much what I'd prefer to do.

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

States with tremendous oil and natural gas reserves have the most to gain economically from proper regulation.

My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you really him?' I whispered 'Yeah, I'm really him.' She screamed, 'Mom! Dad! It's Heath Ledger!

We're [Ocean Conservancy group] trying to convince people it's a bad idea to catch fish faster than they can reproduce. That should be a duh, but it's still going on.