I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

Let them shoot us in the head, My blood will grow rootsand will blossom.

Ten books in and the Red Stone Security series is still going strong because of you, my wonderful readers. Thank you.

A beautiful battle is one you don't have to fight

Television, as you know, can kind of jettison you into a whole new world.

Exploring - that's what you have to do to find yourself sexually. You always think you have it figured out, and then you get older and you realize you didn't.

Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up.

Man is not a ship in harbour; Earth is not a ship in harbour; even Universe is not a ship in harbour! No safe harbour for anything exists!

Black is not as good as Purple.

Man was born to be rich, or to inevitably grow rich, by the use of his faculties: by the union of thought with nature.

The lives of truest heroism are those in which there are no great deeds to look back upon. It is the little things well done that go to make up a truly successful and good life.