I'm not much of a matchmaker. I think people have to make their own choices and mistakes and all that stuff.

When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.

I think that sometimes kids use the show as a jumping off point for talking about things with their parents.

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.

It's hard and sometimes it's scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me.

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

I don't think what I have to say is that important.

I always felt like something of an outsider. But I identified with people up on the screen. That made me feel like I wanted to be up on the screen too. I felt like eventually I would get there.

There's a big difference between me and a real, legitimate working hand, or a world-champion rodeo cowboy. I play 'em, and I aspire to be like that, but those guys are tough.

I open to anything... just about anything.

My high school was nothing like West Beverly High, let me tell you. I grew up in Fredericktown, Ohio.

You're born with the power of love, why you are looking for power of destruction?

...guilt leads to righteous action, but rarely is it the right action.

With current technology it is possible to put four floppy disk drives in a personal computer. It is just that doing so would be pointless.

The best things are placed between extremes.

If you make your business about helping others, you'll always have plenty of work.

I don't really start writing until later in the night. I'm a night owl.

As if being a former vampire drone in a werewolf household were not shocking enough, the maid then opened her mouth and proved that she was also, quite reprehensibly, French.

When you miss the target, never in history has it been the target's fault. Ya gotta take responsibility!

Fungi are the grand recyclers of the planet and the vanguard species in habitat restoration.

I'm always going to be just me.