I'm not offended until you think I'm offended.

The man who is most aggressive in teaching tolerance is the most intolerant of all: he wants a world full of people too timid and ashamed to really disagree with anything.

It is a noble responsibility to not back down when you know that you know that you know that you are right.

If you want to find the real competition, just look in the mirror. After awhile you'll see your rivals scrambling for second place.

The weather is nature's disruptor of human plans and busybodies. Of all the things on earth, nature's disruption is what we know we can depend on, as it is essentially uncontrolled by men.

There's no need to curse God if you're an ugly duckling. He chooses those strong enough to endure it so that they can guide others who've felt the same.

One who enjoys finding errors will then start creating errors to find.

God gives His deepest discernment and sharpest marksmanship to men who aim to expose His truth before an enemy's lies.

The best ideas will eat at you for days, maybe even weeks, until something, some incident, some impulse, triggers you to finally express them.

Your love is as stable as you are: It's not about how good a person makes you feel, but rather what good you can do for them.

I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control.

The ability to observe without evaluating is the highest form of intelligence.

Be with people who know your VALUE not your PRICE

Seventy per cent of all patients who come to physicians could cure themselves if they got rid of their fears and worries.

In life there exist two classes: first class and no class.

How sad to see a father with money and no joy. The man studied economics, but never studied happiness.

A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

Nobody gives you money for nothing, and that's the lesson with the Clintons. Nobody gives you money because they like you.

It's completely different to work with a woman that is my age, maybe younger.

Comics are stories; they're like novels or anything else. So the first thing you have to do is become a good storyteller.