I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.

I long to get back into theater.

There are two futures, the future of desire and the future of fate, and man's reason has never learnt to separate them.

I don't think I've had a more miserable life than a lot of people. I think I've had a pretty lucky life.

The Lord of Light in his wisdom made us male and female, two parts of a greater whole. In our joining there is power. Power to make life. Power to make light. Power to cast shadows.

How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.

I never studied writing, but I'd always been a reader and had a secret fantasy about being a writer.

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

Great leaders have a heart for people. They take time for people. They view people as the bottom line, not as a tool to get to the bottom line.

The first great work (a task performed by few) Is that yourself may to yourself be true.