I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

There are so many different stories. You can choose to tell them, or not, but they certainly have the right to exist

Don't be snarky, but don't be saccharine. Don't pander, but don't shut people out. Go straight down the line with the performance.

I'd like to be in a tiny indie where I'm lost at sea.

I just want to work hard. I love that feeling.

I always just wanted to be a movie actress, like Lily Tomlin or Ruth Gordon. I just imagined myself being in a movie, wearing stylish women's clothing the way I saw Amy Irving wearing it.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.

I think my comedic style is at once bashful and explosive. It's a little bit perverted, and a little bit ladylike and old-fashioned, which is a great mix. Sort of tangy.

I'm competitive and I have a messy purse, but otherwise, I like people to think I'm a winner.

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

Unafraid, Unashamed, Lord we know who we are, We are the people and we won't be silent.Unified hear us cry at the top of our lungs, You are our God and we will not be shaken!

Every one belongs to every one else.

The stool of repentance and the foot of the cross are the favorite positions of instructed Christians.

When schools produce students who learned to think on the left or on the right, they're not thinking for themselves.

Your prosperity consciousness is not dependent on money; your flow of money is dependent upon your prosperity consciousness.

Logic is not a body of doctrine, but a mirror-image of the world. Logic is transcendental.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

A prince should suspect everything.

Keen at the start, but careless at the end.