I'm not opposed to the protection of animals. But the best way to do that is to make sure some human being owns them.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.

Underneath the groundyou can't hear a soundnot even the sweet falling rainyou might forget about tomorrowforget about the swallowsbut they won't forget youthey won't forget you

I was intelligent enough to make up my own mind. I not only had freedom of choice, I had freedom of expression.

That love of the practice of ending suffering will probably be all of the awakening that you would ever desire.

Obama has not accomplished a key mission: sell his own successes and keep his own (political) troops fired up and ready to go.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

French is the language of diplomacy. Spanish is the language of bureaucracy.

Talking about 'stopping globalization' is unrealistic - and probably not what anti-globalization protesters actually want.

I'm kinda mad that I had to wait 28 years to jump on a skateboard.

Don't be intimidated by what you don't know.