I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson Daly can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids - he's the face of MTV, and he has to be good. But me? I can.

I just started making Bloody Marys. I always thought they looked gross, then I tasted one. There's an art to it, from the Tabasco to the Worcestershire.

I'm more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl.

Why is partying and having a good time bad?

It would be the ultimate dream for me to win an Academy Award, be in love and have kids. Then I would say, 'Life is great! I have done everything I wanted.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

Believe. Believe in yourself. Believe in others. Believe there is positive in everything.

I really look forward to knowing that something is always possible.

Loved ones. They are my backbone. They are the people that I turn to when I need the most support and the people who come to me when they are in need.

I admire a lot of actors; I think a lot of them have so much talent.

I love horror movies. I mean, who doesn't like a good horror movie every once in a while? It's fun to get scared.

He who plants a tree, plants a hope.

He shouldn't say things like that in front of the artworks, especially when they're angry, but he always does.

The wisdom of nature continues to teach humanity that the material...is immaterial.

Twilight and evening bell And after that the dark.

It's very important for me to be distinguished in my own home.

I, who ne'erWent for myself a begging, go a borrowing,And that for others. Borrowing's much the sameAs begging; just as lending upon usuryIs much the same as thieving.

Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.

I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."

If you take a shot at someone, you keep firing until they can no longer return fire. Wound them, and you have an angry enemy who knows your position.

The ultimate crime is not to care.