I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Everything you'll ever need to know is within you

You can develop your talents to the highest level.

God has planned the world too perfectly for me to doubt that everyone is where they are supposed to be.

If you are convinced about your choices, go with full hope that you will get there by the grace of God!

Every living thing deserves our respect... be it humble or proud, ugly or beautiful.

A gambit never becomes sheer routine as long as you fear you may lose the king and pawn ending!

Commitment becomes hysterical when those who have nothing to give advocate generosity, and those who have nothing to give up preach renunciation.

Foreign governments are going to be poring through all these Donald Trump tweets looking for - to try and discern what it means for foreign policy.

A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done.

Many can brook the weather that love not the wind.