I'm not really in any competition with anyone, I'm not in any race.

I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.

I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.

I grew up with a lot of boys. I probably have a lot of testosterone for a woman.

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one.

I'm living my life as a journey. My quest is to make it better every year.

Beauty [is] a kind of radiance. People who possess a true inner beauty, their eyes are a little brighter, their skin a little more dewy. They vibrate at a different frequency.

You haven't partied until you've partied at dawn in complete silence with Buddhist monks.

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

I hate committing myself to anything. It's probably the lack of discipline, honestly. I'm probably a spoiled brat worried about getting my way every time.

The light within us gives power for good actions.

There are 320 million American dreams. Go get yours.

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.

We are doomed to coexist.

If you could see yourself the way that others do, you'd wish you were as beautiful as you.

Teaching, without learning, is just talking

Clamorous pauperism feastest While honest Labor, pining, hideth his sharp ribs.

Don't like small talk, love rainy days.

So the patient went to the mountains, and do you know what? Next day a telegram arrived for the psychiatrist. The patient said in the telegram, 'I am feeling very happy - why?'

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me [Gretchen Wieners], but I can’t help it that I’m popular.