I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Shows itself in the notion that what may be objectively true may in the mouth of certain people become false.

Cause I'd rather stay hereWith all the madmenThan perish with the sadmen roaming freeAnd I'd rather play hereWith all the madmenFor I'm quite content they're all as saneAs me

When a self-evident truth is presented, don't be surprised when self-centeredness fights back...

I was very sickly as a kid and had a lot of allergies, so martial arts gave me the chance to feel strong.

We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must not walk in fear of one another. We must not be driven by fear into an age of unreason.

Books are nothing but repositories for those lies the author wants his reader to believe.

Slow down and enjoy the journey right now. Take time for the people in your life. They won't always be there.

Question for God every morning: What is the main event today? What do you want me to focus on today?

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

If you would rule the world quietly, you must keep it amused.