I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work, but I know that Barack Obama is trying his best, and that at some point down the road, he's going to get it right.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

In life we do not attract what we want, we attract who we are.

Deliver me from your cold phlegmatic preachers, politicians, friends, lovers and husbands.

You're pretending this isn't your life. You think it's going to happen some other time. When you're dead you'll realise you were alive now.

Before Simon could answer, he heard the sound of the front door opening. He looked daggers at Jace. "That's my roommate. Kyle. Be nice." Jace smiled charmingly. "I'm always nice.

So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those b*****ds won't get away this time!

Vision is seeing the invisible.

Love is the only thing in the world worth having. You must never loose it or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

The beautiful rests on the foundations of the necessary.

Don’t just play the game – change it for good.

War is worthless except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism. Other than that, war is pointless.