I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Children observe everything in nature.

What makes a good book? Simply put, a good book is one that you enjoy reading.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

You either walk inside your story and own it or you stand outside your story and hustle for your worthiness.

Making disciples isn’t about gathering pupils to listen to your teaching. The real focus is not on teaching people at all–the focus is on loving them.

How come dog and dog owner are so alike?

The crown jewel of Dr. King's movement was to protect the right to vote for all citizens.

A good teacher feels his way, looking for response.

You cannot win an Emmy for roles that are simply not there.

I tell them that the most important aspect is to be yourself and have confidence in yourself.