I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

If you do not chase success, you will be overtaken by failure.

Nothing can be more painful than the cry of the word which gave us the inspiration to dream of love.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The big difference with the recognition is that when I go on an audition, I don't feel like they're testing my abilities as much as they're just seeing if it's a fit. So that's nice.

There will never be another Michael Jackson, a huge pop star since (the age of) 7.

You must be able to handle a variety of move orders during the first 5-6 moves - otherwise you'll find yourself 'tricked' time and time again.

My daughter is almost a young lady. She's going to be 10 years old in December and I want to be there day-in and day-out.

Do something that gets you closer to your dream today!

Running a company is pretty demanding.

Keep in mind that I'm crazy, won't you?