I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.

It is better to take many small steps in the right direction than to make a great leap forward only to stumble backward.

If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies." While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, Crying to the moo-oo-oon, "If only, If only.

It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!

You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.

The impossible is more believable than the highly improbable.

An idea doesn't die," said Trapp. "It exists somewhere, in its own dimension, waiting to be perceived.

He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel.

There is no lake at Camp Green Lake.

In a way, it made him sad. He couldn't help but think that a hundred times zero was still nothing.

Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!

There is no faith like the faith of a builder of homes in coastal Louisiana

It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life.

Every time I step in front of a camera I feel young again. I really do. It keeps your mind active and it keeps you going.

Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.

War is death's feast.

We monsters are necessary to nature also.

Love, from its very nature, must be transitory.

If the road is beautiful, walk the road slowly; be a turtle, be a snail and even better than this: Stop walking; live the road fully!

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

My surroundings have always been conducive to achieving what you want and believing in self 100 per cent; not being afraid to stand up and voice your opinion.