I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

He got drunk as usual, but instead of drifting to sleep, he stayed up, and at a white heat, wrote what had been sitting on his heart for decades.

God wants us to humbly and sincerely ask him things. How often do you enjoy people talking about you without taking the time to get to know you?

We get our military people to come back and make recommendations to me and I will follow those recommendations. I will follow them very strongly.

I like doing accents and I like learning as much as I can learn.

Pessimistic visions about almost anything always strike the public as more erudite than optimistic ones

I went to the Tokyo Film Festival in Japan because I love Japanese cinema.

The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.

A good designer must rely on experience, on precise, logic thinking; and on pedantic exactness. No magic will do.

I don't want nothing to do with y'all, I just stay home. I do drugs, lay around and take care of my family, that's it.