I'm not the first person to say this, but communication at 'SNL' - I don't want to say it's not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what's going on.

It's not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts.

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts.

I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy.

Somewhere there must be women reading books, and talking of chicken rissoles to their cooks …(from, ‘Somewhere in England’)

Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne

I want to tell him that I don't know what i feel. I want him but i'm frightened to want him. I don

So if someone is thinking about me, then that's the place I go ?

Because I'm 44, I feel kind of lucky that I lived through this period where I started my career where there was no Internet at all, and now when I finish it, there will be nothing but the Internet.

From the first moment of life, men ought to begin learning to deserve to live.

We were always able to sing and blend well together; that's our gift. But aside from that, we're really two different guys.

Don't waste time on excuses. Just get it done.

I will stand on, and continue to use, the figures I have used, because I believe they are correct. Now, I'm not going to deny that you don't now and then slip up on something; no one bats a thousand.

If the Lord is your shepherd, He is sufficient for all your needs.