I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at twenty-six

It is unjust to claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of childhood.

The people of God want pastors, not clergy acting like bureaucrats or government officials.

I believe that the people, instead of pretty lies, should be told the truth, no matter how ugly it may be. What can we do, destiny hasn't been kind to us; but, with the help of God, we will prevail.

We will not, therefore, lose our time praying to an imaginary god for things which our own exertions alone can procure.

Revolutionary products don't fail because they are shipped too early. They fail because they aren't revised fast enough.

When we think about our strengths, we are strong. When we think about our weaknesses, we are weak.

I flipped the good doctor the bird. Snorting, Gideon caught my hand and pulled me back down the hall. "What is it with you and giving people the finger?" "What? It's a classic.

Language is something that springs from the biological matrix, and the neurological matrix, within us.

He who sows the ground with care and diligence acquires a greater stock of religious merit than he could gain by the repetition of ten thousand prayers